bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Randomize
