very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
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i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
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I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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