Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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