OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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