i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
she smelled like a LAN party
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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