We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
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I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
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The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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