Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
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You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
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Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
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