I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
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