You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
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Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
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It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night