I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
29 Frat Parties That Got Way Too Out Of Control
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
15 Ridiculous Ways Broke People Managed to Make a Buck
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....