i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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