I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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