i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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