Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
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Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
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Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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