I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
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In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
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Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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