she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
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He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
You pole danced in your parka.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
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He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
i believe in u and ur pee
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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