3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
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don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
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Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I smell like Dick and happiness
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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