i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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