Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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