I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
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bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
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Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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