Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
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