Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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