I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
