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(914): View more from New York

i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick

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(612): View more from Minnesota

the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher

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(630): View more from Illinois

Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.

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(703): View more from Virginia

look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys

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(618): View more from Illinois

You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs

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(517): View more from Michigan

He made me a period mix..should I back out now?

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(253): View more from Washington

Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?

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(+61): View more from Australia

I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?

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(518): View more from New York

Why does your place smell like gin and misery?

(1-518): View more from New York

I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'

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