Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(865): View more from Tennessee

i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat

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(912): View more from Georgia

She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"

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(813): View more from Florida

You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.

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(909): View more from California

Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up

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(812): View more from Indiana

Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear

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(908): View more from New Jersey

There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later

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