I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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