You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
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Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
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I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
tell me about the fingering
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