she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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