What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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