Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
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Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
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On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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