ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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