How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
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We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
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Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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