She went from zero to smokin in five shots
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
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At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
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Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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