You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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