What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I just had sex on a roof
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
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