Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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