some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
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