I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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