Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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