we're chasing vodka with high fives
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
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watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
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just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign