she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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