Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
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