You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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