How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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