I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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