Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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