Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Randomize
