i just wanna soil my oats bro
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
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They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
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I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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