brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
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So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Randomize
