just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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