So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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