There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Randomize
