Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I am one with the molecules
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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