if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
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