just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
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dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
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Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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